Friday, June 17, 2011

spiderman dreams

My son wakes up asking if spider bites really hurt.
Me: most spiders are harmless. Why?
No answer. He steps out onto back patio.
Me: What are you looking for?
He: I need to find a black widow,
so when it bites me I can become Spiderman. There's one!
Me: The black widows turn you into a Wonder Woman.
He goes back inside.

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Friday, March 4, 2011

Things out of place

Kids and potty humor.

Blind man waiting

i knew a man who was blind in one eye and would often loose sight in the other. At times I would see him sitting on the ground waiting to regain sight. I've wondered how long he waited or how he knew that sight would return at all.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Venus-Milk

The Venus of Milkendorf has been woken! After sleeping for 24,000 years, she has accumulated enough milk to feed all the hungry babies of the world. Unfortunately the milk is sour.

Friday, May 21, 2010

monster in the barn

This came to mind after telling a bedtime story to the kids. I don't know how much longer they will believe my stories, but they seem to enjoy them for now.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010