Things out of place

Kids and potty humor.

Blind man waiting

i knew a man who was blind in one eye and would often loose sight in the other. At times I would see him sitting on the ground waiting to regain sight. I've wondered how long he waited or how he knew that sight would return at all.

Venus-Milk

The Venus of Milkendorf has been woken! After sleeping for 24,000 years, she has accumulated enough milk to feed all the hungry babies of the world. Unfortunately the milk is sour.